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I find these very funny.

Naked man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning.

I’m not surprised.

Florida of course.

I want a girl in a long jacket

Emma Peel is perfect for the song.

Chicago dad found beaten to death reportedly had 43 kids

You don’t have to look. You’re right.

No word on whether or not he ever took the Wonderlic Test. So the lack of a known Wonderlic score and that the linked article doesn’t reveal the number of mothers we are unable to compute the Cromartie Index for the poor soul.

My guess would be above 2.0. Which when you think about it, really wouldn’t be all that difficult to achieve even if he hit the mean Wonderlic score of 21.

Haitian Divorce

No, not the song.

The drink:

Taken from this YouTube video.

This is the best place for me to record things like this that catch my eye.

Justice Kennedy to Retire

The New York Times

This is going to make summer hell for those that follow the news. Or should I say the fake news? And when I say fake news, I mean all of it. There will be so many opinions offered over the next few months that will be plain wrong that it will be hard to keep track of all of them.

I’m going to have to stay away from a couple of my sisters-in-law for the entire summer.

 

Tom Wolfe, RIP

New York Times

Geez… Can’t a guy just get a cheese burger?

Seconds later, reports confirmed Metzger had moved on from the burger menu and allowed his complete frustration to settle upon the restaurant’s exclusive selection of locally brewed craft beers.

The Onion, of course.

If this were real life Metzger’s name would be Jerry and he’d be complaining about the place not having Miller Lite.

5th Anniversary Party Today…

Community Beer Co.