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Chicago dad found beaten to death reportedly had 43 kids

You don’t have to look. You’re right.

No word on whether or not he ever took the Wonderlic Test. So the lack of a known Wonderlic score and that the linked article doesn’t reveal the number of mothers we are unable to compute the Cromartie Index for the poor soul.

My guess would be above 2.0. Which when you think about it, really wouldn’t be all that difficult to achieve even if he hit the mean Wonderlic score of 21.

Cloaca

I learned a new word today.

Trinity College To Charge $71,660 Next Year

Some school in Connecticut.

One of the Little Ivies.

I have no idea if the networking and signalling a student gets from graduating from Trinity are worth the expense. I do bet it is a pretty nice place.

Sexual Harassment at Work

The following is a work in progress:

All,

Ted and Anne asked me, in advance of the sales meeting in February, to address the new company policy on sexual harassment.

Many of you may be wondering why I was asked. It really is simple. I’m clearly the best person in the company to address this issue because as we’ve all heard me say a hundred times, “I’m all by myself in Dallas.”

My first day of work was the Immaculate Inception. Hence, I’m without original sin. There is no one here for me to harass. Even if I wanted to, which I don’t since I’ve never been one to harass. Since working conditions are what they are for the rest of the company, Anne and Ted have recognized that I’m best suited to address the topic.

So without further explanation, let me address how we are going to handle ourselves at the sales training session.

First upon arrival at the sales meeting: There will be absolutely no touching. This includes “faire la bise.” We are reviewing this cheek kissing thing and are considering making its practice a firing offense. When this is decided upon, we will make any updates in the personnel manual available on the X drive. You will have to acknowledge that you’ve read the incorporated updates.

Second: Since we’re not going to allow any cheek kissing, it follows that we are going to make hugs out of bounds too.

Third: handshakes are questionable conduct too.

If there must be any physical contact between employees fist bumps are considered the least harmless.

But let us be clear: exploding fist bumps will not be allowed as that clearly leads to a workplace that harbors violence. Exploding fist bumps will result in security being asked to escort you off the premises of the sales meeting. And those Miele guys are tough!

Suggested manner in which to greet the coworker you’ve not seen for a year or more: Simply nod your head in their general direction. Smiles are discouraged as some of you may smile in a brighter fashion toward favorites and less brightly towards those you don’t know as well.

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It is an excerpt from this movie:

Post of the Month

I’ve noticed I’ve not posted anything for this month. I should do better. But… and there are many people that know this. A blog is a very time consuming thing to run well.

I’ll be better.

I’m remodeling the kitchen, but I am leery of posting photos as I don’t want the inspectors or the property tax people to know what I’m up to.

I don’t see why everything should become taxable.

I should remove Dallas from the tags!

The Coming Boomercide – Z Man

The Coming Boomercide – The Z Blog

I believe we are headed to what I like to call “The Great Reset.”

Pensions, Social Security, Student Loans, Entitlements, Medicare, Obamacare, Military Adventures Abroad, the list goes on… and on… and, well, it’s obvious no one really knows how long the list is.

It is a simple fact that not all of this can be paid for or paid off. Something has to give?

My current leading expected method by which the establishment will try to fix these problems is with several years of runaway inflation. But the Z Man may be correct. Maybe the youngsters won’t want to share the pain of the inflation with the Boomers (I’m a late stage boomer that didn’t vote for any of this crap. I’m a late stage boomer more worried about his children’s future than whether or not I get a few years of boating in Florida before I slip into dementia). Maybe the younguns will push us boomers off a cliff. Maybe they will have the stones to just stop payment.

I better be nice to the kids.

Ski bum: A job that Americans just won’t do – Sailer

The “Ski Industry” doesn’t want to raise wages so they are looking for foreigners

Go read the whole thing. I do like Sailer’s comment section. Lots of good info there.

Graduation is not what we called it at HP

From an article on HubSpot:

Dharmesh’s culture code incorporates elements of HubSpeak. For example, it instructs that when someone quits or gets fired, the event will be referred to as “graduation.” In my first month at HubSpot I’ve witnessed several graduations, just in the marketing department. We’ll get an email from Cranium saying, “Team, just letting you know that Derek has graduated from HubSpot, and we’re excited to see how he uses his superpowers in his next big adventure!” Only then do you notice that Derek is gone, that his desk has been cleared out. Somehow Derek’s boss will have arranged his disappearance without anyone knowing about it. People just go up in smoke, like Spinal Tap drummers.

Nobody ever talks about the people who graduate, and nobody ever mentions how weird it is to call it “graduation.” For that matter I never hear anyone laugh about HEART or make jokes about the culture code. Everyone acts as if all of these things are perfectly normal.

When I worked for HP we, at least those in my little group, called graduation getting shot. As in, “Did you hear that Derek got shot?”

The Libertarian Solution to College Sports

Arnold Kling agrees with me (and Glen Reynolds):

I suspect that the romanticization of college sports comes from the same human tendency that produces the romanticization of government. Lots of people will tell you that they hate pro football and hate pro basketball, but they love college sports. Because it is non-profit.

Source: The Libertarian Solution to College Sports | askblog

I share Arnold’s general antipathy toward non-profits.