Posts Tagged ‘Cake Flavored Vodka’

An Update from Florida

Thursday, April 18th, 2013

Married woman, 42, ‘had sex with two boys, ages 13 and 17, after plying them with cake-flavored vodka as three other teens watched’.

Cake flavored vodka? Why is that even sold? It is completely unnecessary. Vodka is good all on it’s own. It’s kind of like putting mint in chocolate. It screws up the whole experience.

Go look at the pictures with the article. It would take a lot of cake flavored vodka for me to get interested. A whole lot. Those poor kids. I’m certain they’ll be in therapy for years to come. But then again, family dinners 20 or 30 years from now will probably include a lot of laughs.

In case you were wondering, I don’t really have anything against Florida. In fact I love going there. I enjoy the weirdness.