Seconds later, reports confirmed Metzger had moved on from the burger menu and allowed his complete frustration to settle upon the restaurant’s exclusive selection of locally brewed craft beers.
The Onion, of course.
If this were real life Metzger’s name would be Jerry and he’d be complaining about the place not having Miller Lite.
Want to take a trip to Milwaukee?
Check out this Bloody Mary:
For $9 you get the Bloody Mary with sausage, cheese, shrimp, asparagus, celery, onion, pickle, tomato, and CHEESE BURGER! With a snit (beer chaser). Amazing.
Sobelman’s Pub (Read about it here). And why do I have to go to a UK paper to get such good and useful news on the U.S.?