Tag Archive for 'Drinking'

From Modern Drunkard

Dan Jenkins Ten Stages of Drunkeness:

1. Witty and Charming
2. Rich and Powerful
3. Benevolent
4. Clairvoyant
5. Fuck Dinner
6. Patriotic
7. Crank up the Enola Gay
8. Witty and Charming, Part II
9. Invisible
10. Bulletproof

From Jenkins’ book Baja Oklahoma. A very entertaining read.

A Question for Jerry

Want to take a trip to Milwaukee?

Check out this Bloody Mary:

This is what Awesome looks like.

For $9 you get the Bloody Mary with sausage, cheese, shrimp, asparagus, celery, onion, pickle, tomato, and CHEESE BURGER! With a snit (beer chaser). Amazing.

Sobelman’s Pub (Read about it here). And why do I have to go to a UK paper to get such good and useful news on the U.S.?