Posts Tagged ‘Florida’

Three Parents on Her Birth Certificate

Saturday, February 9th, 2013

Judge Lets Baby With 2 Lesbian Moms & 1 Gay ‘Dad’ Have 3 Parents on Her Birth Certificate.

Yeah, I got this from the Instapundit, but I just had to post. It’s Florida after all.

Man run over, killed, by dog.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2013

It’s Florida, of course.

Man Shoots Roommate Over Pork Chop

Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

Man Shoots Roommate Over Pork Chop.

It’s Florida.

Not Florida

Tuesday, November 6th, 2012

Man, 23, Arrested After Flashing His Breast Implants At Fellow Walmart Shoppers.

I’m sure he’ll be moving to Florida soon.

Florida II

Monday, November 5th, 2012

I have just one question: Why was the 2012 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant held at Bamboo Willies? Shouldn’t if have been held at Hooters? (OK, that was two questions.)

It looks like the Deuce and I will have to convince SWMBO and the Ace that we should stop in Pensacola Beach on our way to our next vacation on 30A.

From Florida

Monday, November 5th, 2012

Woman arrested after masturbating in Starbucks.

You know you’re going to click that link.