Tag Archive for 'Not Florida'

Carol Frances Omeara Called Police Because She Was ‘Just Too Damn Drunk’

My sister will be happy to know she’s in Montana.

My two husbands

Not mine, hers.

Back when this symbol

gay marriage symbol

was all the rage on facebook. If I remember correctly it was when the Supremes where considering some gay marriage thing, I came across this symbol

WhyStopNow

and laughed out loud. I thought it was funny, but I also knew that polygamy was next. How did I know this? Because the left is never satisfied. The left has to keep pushing the boundaries of social convention.

Anyway, I was not surprised to find this article: My two husbands – Salon.com.

I feel sorry for the daughter. I don’t care how people organize their lives, they just shouldn’t screw with the children’s lives.

Montana man injured when bridge jumper lands on him

A western Montana man floating on an inner tube suffered broken bones in his legs and torn ligaments in his knees when another man jumped from a bridge and landed in his lap.

via Montana man injured when bridge jumper lands on him.

Pony Poops in Liquor Store, Owner Upset

Pony Poops in Liquor Store, Owner Upset.

No shit. About the owner that is.

Go click through. There is video. It’s amusing.

NM driver drove drunk while having sex, crashed, hid behind cactus

Police: NM driver drove drunk while having sex, crashed, hid behind cactus | Fox News.

I bet it was a good party.

I’ll also bet that we are glad there are no pictures to accompany the article.

Mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts

Mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts.

Oddly, this was not in Florida.

Serial masturbator to represent himself in court

Serial masturbator to represent himself in court.

That is awesome!

Anybody care to make some of the obvious jokes in the comments? I might be embarrassing myself by asking that question.

HT: Mungowitz

Arkansas man reportedly admits to fake knife attack so he could impress woman

It was in Jonesboro. The Ace is on the other side of the state. I will confess to worrying about the Ace bringing a loser like this home someday. She’s damn smart, so it’s a small worry, but still…

Batman catches burglary suspect

Batman catches British burglary suspect – Times LIVE.

Batman

Strangely enough, this was not in Florida.

Brothers Celebrate Lottery Win by Blowing Up House

Brothers Celebrate Lottery Win by Blowing Up House – Neatorama.

It wasn’t even Florida.