Posts Tagged ‘Not Florida’
Carol Frances Omeara Called Police Because She Was ‘Just Too Damn Drunk’
Friday, October 18th, 2013My two husbands
Monday, August 5th, 2013Not mine, hers.
Back when this symbol
was all the rage on facebook. If I remember correctly it was when the Supremes where considering some gay marriage thing, I came across this symbol
and laughed out loud. I thought it was funny, but I also knew that polygamy was next. How did I know this? Because the left is never satisfied. The left has to keep pushing the boundaries of social convention.
Anyway, I was not surprised to find this article: My two husbands – Salon.com.
I feel sorry for the daughter. I don’t care how people organize their lives, they just shouldn’t screw with the children’s lives.
Montana man injured when bridge jumper lands on him
Monday, July 29th, 2013A western Montana man floating on an inner tube suffered broken bones in his legs and torn ligaments in his knees when another man jumped from a bridge and landed in his lap.
Pony Poops in Liquor Store, Owner Upset
Thursday, May 30th, 2013Pony Poops in Liquor Store, Owner Upset.
No shit. About the owner that is.
Go click through. There is video. It’s amusing.
NM driver drove drunk while having sex, crashed, hid behind cactus
Thursday, May 30th, 2013Police: NM driver drove drunk while having sex, crashed, hid behind cactus | Fox News.
I bet it was a good party.
I’ll also bet that we are glad there are no pictures to accompany the article.
Mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts
Friday, May 24th, 2013Mom has son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts.
Oddly, this was not in Florida.
Serial masturbator to represent himself in court
Friday, April 12th, 2013Serial masturbator to represent himself in court.
That is awesome!
Anybody care to make some of the obvious jokes in the comments? I might be embarrassing myself by asking that question.
HT: Mungowitz
Arkansas man reportedly admits to fake knife attack so he could impress woman
Monday, March 25th, 2013It was in Jonesboro. The Ace is on the other side of the state. I will confess to worrying about the Ace bringing a loser like this home someday. She’s damn smart, so it’s a small worry, but still…
Batman catches burglary suspect
Monday, March 4th, 2013
Brothers Celebrate Lottery Win by Blowing Up House
Tuesday, February 19th, 2013Brothers Celebrate Lottery Win by Blowing Up House – Neatorama.
It wasn’t even Florida.