Posts Tagged ‘Not Florida’

Quote of the day – Maggie’s Farm

Sunday, February 10th, 2013

“Everybody with half a brain is coming to California.”

That would be Governor Moonbeam.

I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have A Baby

Monday, February 4th, 2013

I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.

I wish I could say this happened in Florida. But it didn’t. It happened right here in Texas.

In his Mother’s Garage

Friday, January 18th, 2013

He’s built a Star Trek bridge.

An he’s looking for other’s to come over an play.

He’s thirty one years old.

If my son…

Here Comes Honey Jigaboo Boo

Thursday, January 10th, 2013

Reality TV: One Dad, Ten Mothers, Eleven Kids. What ethnic group?

The articles is great. It doesn’t pull any punches on any ethnic group while really giving the show staring rapper Shawty Lo a rather harsh review.

In particular, he gives white people hell. From the article:

…several current reality-TV shows depict white people as something far less than paragons of virtue and restraint. There’s the disturbingly popular Here Comes Honey Boo Boo—filmed, like All My Babies’ Mamas, in Georgia—which appears to exist merely to mock a dysgenic clan of mayonnaise-chugging lard-bottomed rural tards. There’s the unacceptably successful Jersey Shore, which recently completed a six-year run depicting East Coast Italian Americans acting like, well, East Coast Italian Americans. Jersey Shore’s time slot was recently filled by Buck Wild, featuring a posse of unhinged and dissolute West Virginia youths.

I love the phrase, “a dysgenic clan of mayonnaise-chugging lard-bottomed rural tards.”

I’m a little worried that people that know me will discover that I’ve been reading Taki’s Mag. Do go read the whole article. Jim Goad is an entertaining writer.

Holly Solomon Blames Husband for Obama’s Re-Election, Rams Him With Her Car

Monday, November 12th, 2012

Republicans, They Thirst for Death.

The assault with her car does have the weasel word “allegedly” in its original title. Don’t want anybody thinking I’m actually accusing Holly of anything.

The stupid is strong in that woman.

No doubt a victim of public education; she doesn’t understand the Electoral College.  Arizona’s 11 Electoral College votes went for Romney.

She’s probably moving to Florida soon.