Posts Tagged ‘Women’

The Female Orgasm: A Program About Sexual Health and Women’s Empowerment

Tuesday, January 29th, 2013

The Female Orgasm: A Program About Sexual Health and Women’s Empowerment.

From the University of Minnesota.

I grew up in Minnesota. I won’t be going back.

Kansas sperm donor ordered to pay child support

Monday, December 31st, 2012

Kansas sperm donor ordered to pay child support prepares for battle | Fox News.

Some dude donates sperm to a lesbian couple. The contract does not allow any parental privilege or responsibility to the guy. The contract even has a hold harmless and indemnity clause.

The lesbians break up.

The child has received some state benefits.

Kansas is suing the guy for child support!

The lesbians have other children!

Hoover for Christmas

Tuesday, December 25th, 2012

Just look at the love!

Oddly enough, I think Mrs. White Rock (yeah, I’ve stolen this Mrs. White Rock thing from South Bend Seven) would really enjoy a nice new vacuum for Christmas.

Study: Women with large breasts are smarter

Monday, December 24th, 2012

Women with large breasts are smarter.

The field work I’ve done neither supports or refutes the conclusion of the linked study.

Now, in case Mrs. White Rock, who happens to be in the kitchen as I type this, looks at this post, the field work was done many years ago.

Can you teach a baby to read?

Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

It’s the latest obsession for pushy parents.

Given that this is the photo accompanying the article:

At least he's learned to avert his gaze.

I would probably have a little trouble concentrating.

My wife might still be opposed to gay marriage…

Wednesday, November 28th, 2012

I mean if you tell her that continuing to outlaw gay marriage will make these women carry through with their threats:

She’d probably remain in favor of allowing gay marriage. She doesn’t want to play video games with me. Having these lesbians actually go to a hockey game with me would allow her to get a good night’s rest. (This, of course, assumes we’ll have hockey again someday.)

One for the Wicked Witch of the East…

Tuesday, November 27th, 2012


Now the Wicked Witch of the East will tell you that the dog guy will own a cat and the cat guy will own a dog.

Think about it, I believe the Wicked Witch of the East is correct.

I wonder if she still reads this blog?

Suckers, They are Everywhere

Sunday, November 25th, 2012

Here is a photo of Denise Milani, a winner of some bikini beauty contest:

Here is a photo of former UNC professor Paul Frampton:

Professor Frampton flew from North Carolina to Bolivia to meet Ms. Milani. When he arrived in Bolivia, he was not met by Ms. Milani, but rather by some guy with a suitcase who sent him on to Argentina. The guy with the suit case told Prof. Frampton he would meet Ms. Milani in Argentina.

Prof. Frampton has just been sentenced to five years in prison for smuggling drugs.

I’ve read all of the article linked to above, and the other articles linked to within. It appears that Prof. Frampton never got the opportunity to meet Ms. Milani. The best part, is this is not the first time he’s been the sucker in some long distance internet relationship.

Update: A quote from another article I just found on the case.

But at the heart of it is the question: how could an unprepossessing 68-year-old believe that a busty hottie might want to have him dip his rusty old spoon in her honeypot?

Really, this is the question, isn’t it?


Want to Attract a Man?

Friday, November 16th, 2012

From I’ve Had Dreams Like That: Be Still My Heart.

Take a look at this babe:

Be still my heart!

The picture prompts several question. Why is she drinking from the bottle when there is a glass right in front of her? Where are here shoes? Is that her briefcase? What is the event?

Anyway, here you go single ladies. Participating in activities such as this will attract a man. A real man.