Seconds later, reports confirmed Metzger had moved on from the burger menu and allowed his complete frustration to settle upon the restaurant’s exclusive selection of locally brewed craft beers.
The Onion, of course.
If this were real life Metzger’s name would be Jerry and he’d be complaining about the place not having Miller Lite.
Tags: Beer, Burgers, Cheese Burgers, Craft Beer, Jerry, Miller Lite